I'm going to tell you the story that has happened to me a bazillion times.
I wake up. Turn off my alarm and slowly, groggily make my way to the bathroom. I get into the shower and turn the water on. I get my whole body and hair all good and wet. A lot of the time I do this with my eyes closed because it's a routine thing. I have showered many times before. It comes time to use some shampoo. I blindly grab the bottle from the shower shelf and squeeze a gob in my hand. I plop the gob on my head and begin to massage it into my hair. I keep rubbing... Something doesn't feel right... Where's the bubbles? That familiar soapy lather? I open my eyes and turn to look at that bottle. What is this??? IT'S CONDITIONER. What does this stuff even do?? It's good for nothing! All I know is that my Mom uses it to tame her wild mane (I'm so glad that she didn't pass that down to me). I don't have long uncontrollable hair. I don't need it. My mom keeps buying the "Head and Shoulders" two pack. (If you're wondering. I'm 18 and it's pretty much still okay to live in your parents house.)
Look at these. If both were the same way, cap side up and the shower was all steamy you probably couldn't tell:
My question for you is...Does this ever happen to you? Or am I just weird like that? With that, I end my little rant.
