WHATS UP WITH THAT? Now it looks like I have acne all over it. Do you even know how many greasy foods I have to turn down, in order to keep my blemishes under control? And my skin, so silky soft? NO, YA DON'T. It really TICKS ME OFF. I use shaving cream and all that. I rinse my face with hot/warm water before shaving to open up the pores. I rinse the blade with cold water because it apparently helps the blade cut better (I don't know if this is really true). After a while of using shaving cream and getting nicks and cuts, I decided to do without it. I got a brand new disposable razor out and went REALLY SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY. I ended up with a great shave! Then I tried it again next shave with the same razor and it turned out to be just "meh". I can't use a razor once and just throw it out. I pay money for those. I better be getting more than one use for my money. For some men shaving just a routine thing. For me it's a chore and a bother. Why can't it be socially acceptable to have a wild and untamed beard?
Like these:
Look at those gents, they look alright?
Sometimes I wish that we were as technologically advanced as The Jetsons. The Jetsons was such a good show. It's 2011! Why don't we have flying cars and robot-maids and machines that wash and shave you? It's not laziness, IT"S TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT! In the 60's people thought that today, we would be zipping around in the air and have self cleaning rooms and all that stuff. What did we get? The Interweb and cellphones...They are okay, but I want that awesome stuff that we hear of and see in the futuristic sci-fi stories and films.
This ^^^ would be awesome...And with that I am done this rant. Future, you better be giving me some good stuff.
